So Kevin came across this over the weekend and I felt that it was too funny, yet very true so I just have to share it!

Top 9 Things I've Heard on "Cops" That I've Also Said To My Toddler

#9

“Stop resisting!”

#8

“What are you hiding in your mouth? Spit it out!”

#7

“Do you have anything in your pockets I should know about?”

#6

“Don’t make me chase you!”

#5

“How many bottles have you had this morning?”

#4

“No, the flower bed is NOT a public bathroom.”

#3

“Can you even walk a straight line?”

#2

“How can you not remember the name of the kid who 'lent' you his car?”

#1

“Think hard: Do you remember where you left your pants?”

 

Nick Mom